Brighton and Hove residents will go to the polls on December 12 to elect their Members of Parliament. For a full list of candidates visit our website.
Dame Dixon, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, Hove
“Don’t be Lame - Vote Dame!” Dame Dixon is a real life panto dame and is standing on a platform of undeliverable nonsense!
She is also the party’s official minister for pantomime!
If you’re sick of politics and politicians but still want to express your hard fought right to vote, then waste your vote with the loonies!
Some of Dame Dixon’s policies are groundbreaking! On Brexit - the word Brexit will be replaced by the words deep pan pepperoni feast - that way we can promise to deliver it!
Hove will have it’s very own genie who will grant wishes every third Thursday of the month.
Our big environment policy is that on alternate weekends in the summer months Brighton beach will be sandy!
Except on August bank holiday when it will be made of sherbet!
And of course - the old classic which helped to propel Dame Dixon to 125 votes in 2015 - during engineering works trains will be replaced by magic carpets! Dame Dixon offers a place for a protest vote but also offers a smile and the hand of friendship to everybody whatever your political allegiances!
This election is lunacy so vote for a loony.